Jim Says...
I was speeding down the road at a hundred MPH. The little sign said "road ends in 100 feet." It did.
Jim Says...
It could be your financial future is not up to par when your banker informs you there's enough money in the bank to last you the rest of your life providing you don't live past Tuesday.
Jim Says...
It may be time to drop out when you and your 3rd grade teacher are about the same age.
Jim Says...
Speak well of your enemies. It will keep them highly confused.
Jim Says...
It's better to be rich an famous than broke an poor.