Jim Says...
The wise old owl stared out into the darkness of the night an thought to himself, "tonight I just don't give a hoot."
Jim Says...
The Congressional Oversight Committee called to say "Due to a slight oversight, the committee has been disbanded."
Jim Says...
I found my thrill on Blue Berry Hill. Later that day I was arrested.
Jim Says...
I may be up the creek, but I still have my paddle. I just can't remember where I put it.
Jim Says...
I took a gamble on life and threw the dice. Snake Eyes.