Jim Says...
When I was a kid, my best friend was an invisible chicken, I don't know what kind of chicken he was. I never could see him
Jim Says...
She told the cops that I left in a drunken stupor. That's a lie. I left in a '49 Hudson.
Jim Says...
If you stay ready, you'll never have to get that way.
Jim Says...
When you're standing on the south pole, no matter which way you go you can't go south because you're already there.
Jim Says...
The world may not be flat, but parts of it are.