Jim Says...
They told me to sit down an shut up or they would throw me out.
I didn't - they did.
I didn't - they did.
Jim Says...
I said "Do these pants make me look fat?" She said "No, the double cheese burgers and large frys do."
Jim Says...
They mapped my DNA. It lead to a one-way, dead-end, dirt road.
Jim Says...
My wife and I used to live in a gated community. Somehow she kept gettig out.
Jim Says...
I never met my uncle's uncle, but my cousin's aunt said she did but couldn't remember where.