Jim Says...
When I was a kid I couldn't make up my mind.
Did I want to be a rocket surgeon or did I want to be a brain scientist.
I'm still thinking about it.
Did I want to be a rocket surgeon or did I want to be a brain scientist.
I'm still thinking about it.
Jim Says...
Keep a straight, narrow path.
Keep your eyes on the road an you'll miss a whole lotta life.
Keep your eyes on the road an you'll miss a whole lotta life.
Jim Says...
My dance instructor said I had 2 left feet. Then we noticed I also had 2 right hands.
Jim Says...
Old Clyde Patton won the big limbo contest by going under the rug.
Chubby Checkers said he wished he could have been there.
Chubby Checkers said he wished he could have been there.
Jim Says...
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your lights on
1. Would they work?
2. What would happen?
1. Would they work?
2. What would happen?