Jim Says...
I told her that I would love her till the cows came home. Even as I spoke I could hear old Bossy mooing in the distance.
Jim Says...
I told the judge "Sir, I wasn't really naked on the day in question. I was wearing my invisible pants." He said "How come you don't have em on now?"
Jim Says...
I put all of my eggs in one basket. They were very small eggs.
Jim Says...
I've always been told "Never wave a red flag at a bull". The nurse said at the E.R. Said "Why didn't you believe em?"
Jim Says...
If I was a real cowboy, I would not be wearing these red boots an pink hat.